Our President is black, but I guess neither the color, nor the style of the Lambo, matter.

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We interrupt this broadcast for A C0mca5t TV special:

Another beef is brewing up in the "hip-hop" industry that could end up veering out of control...literally. DeAndre Way and Shad Moss, better known as Soulja Boy (Tellem) and (Lil) Bow Wow, have exchanged choice words over the past few days that went from seemingly playful ignorance to sensitive bitchassness. However, this is not your normal beef. There are no cartoons, cops, or baby mothers involved; there are no threats to "put feet in niggas asses"; and thank God there are no rap battles between these two artists. Instead, they are settling their differences through a race for keeps...of Lambos. Let's see how this all came about...with commentary of course.....



I must admit, Soulja Boy's "Rich Nigga Shit" series is nothing short of comedic. However, Soulja Boy, you cannot rely on Youtube views and comments to feed you! "Crank Dat" will not last forever. Your last album went air. Arab will probably sell 5 more albums than your sophomore effort. And we're in a recession. You're a semi-smart kid. You already got property. Good. You take care of your family. Great. Like you said, you came up in one year. What's gonna happen next year? You want to be a good role model to the kids? *marketing ploy* You want to show the kids some REAL "rich nigga shit?" Show the kids what to really do with money: buy stocks, invest in more property, own the Atlanta Hawks. Let your money grow before you start showing it all off. No hate though.

This is how Bow Wow replies.....



Ok...now maybe I'm just a poor ass nigga...but who said the "Lamborghini Club" can't include the Gallardo? Someone please inform me, cuz if yall don't want "The Poor Man's Lamborghini", I know one person who wouldn't mind having it! Anyway, so yea...no harm done, right? Friendly competition? Not to Soulja Boy, who seemed to take his response a little too personal.....



Bow Wow calling Soulja Boy a "little nigga" and Soulja Boy demonstrating how "little" that "nigga" Bow Wow is...funny. Commenting on how you bought your Lambo with his "Marco Polo" money...funny. Attempting to expose him as being a fake...low blow. Unless you just completely stopped liking Bow after his video, which I doubt, you can't call a man out for being fake, even if it is true. If me and my boy were to start making fun of each other in the middle of the mall or something, I'm not gonna bring up how he used to wet the bed up until last year for the whole public to hear. That's just wrong. *None of my boys wet the bed...just an example.* Oh, and the doors on a Gallardo don't go up because they were made that way. It has nothing to do with the top dropping or anything else.

Here, Bow Wow tries to clear his name.....



First, you are not from Atlanta. You are from Ohio, a no-name city in Ohio at that. You cannot try to rep Godby Rd. or Bankhead like you a native homie. You are not JD. Nigga YOU wouldn't step a foot in Bankhead. Stop flexin'. Second, get your info straight. Lamborghini is an Italian company. All lambos are made overseas, including the Gallardo. Automobili Lamborghini is owned by Audi, which is owned by VW *which will soon be owned by Porsche.* Maybe you just happened to get a bit confused since, yes, the Gallardo's parent company is Audi AG, however, your Murcielago is under VW AG parent company. Since VW owns Audi, you really had no room to comment on where his car was made. Third, that was not conclusive evidence that you bought that car. Where is the slip? That could have been your registration to a totally different car. *granted I still think it's actually your car, but prove it* Fourth, SPIT THAT DAMN TOOTHPICK OUT! Fifth, that suspense noise...funny. Sixth, the "rich nigga shit" plug...funny. Seventh, talking about buying 100k of iSouljaBoyTellEm...to save his life...funny. Finally...don't seem so hurt next time. You seem like "Ramone" *his middle name is ACTUALLY Cortez* actually ruffled your feathers kid...chill out homie. In any case, Bow Wow ripped Soulja Boy a new one with this video. If he can't win this race, he can kiss his career good-bye.......through the phone.

So, there you have it folks at home. The race is being set up, with a few business moves credited to "Lamborghini" Moss. What made him refer to himself as Lamborghini? *He should replace it with Shad* How will Soulja Boy reply? Who will lose their car? Who cares? And where did THIS nigga come from trying to get in on the action?.....



I guess that "Beautiful Girl" didn't make him commit suicide after all...his doors don't go up.

This is J.B. Charisma, bringing you what other people already brought...with commentary. Only on C0mca5t TV.

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A F*cking Bailout? a la Negro Please... of January 8, 2008

Please note... Larry and Joe are not Black. But it's my blog so go kick rocks if you don't like it.

Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking Washington for $5 billion to bailout their industry, which is hurting from the soft economy... LOL.

Was that not funny? Don't know who Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are? Well, Flynt is the publisher of Hustler Magazine and Francis is the producer of the Girls Gone Wild series. That's right, the porn... um, adult entertainment industry is suffering from this recession. Get the previous joke now?

A world without... Girls Gone Wild? *gasp*

The $5 billion figure, Francis said, reflects the decline in U.S. adult-entertainment- industry revenue from $18 billion three years ago to $1 billion last year. In a phone interview, he insisted that this was not a joke or publicity stunt. Francis stated, "The government’s handing out money to the auto industry. Why shouldn’t it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?"

Touche.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in a news release. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex." Adult DVD sales and rentals have decreased by 22% in the past year, the news release claimed, as viewers seek free porn online.

Indeed.

Jenna Presley said she has also felt the effects of the sagging economy... LOL. her web site has seen a 20% decline in customers, about 1,000 of whom pay $19.99 a month to watch the 22-year-old perform online. I can get 22 YO's to perform for free... Anyway, she said the downturn has forced her to cut overhead. Instead of paying co-stars, she is posting their videos on her site and they're posting her content on theirs.

Other performers, Presley said, have faced pay cuts as video companies take the step of tightening their belts... LOL. "Instead of paying a girl $2,000 for a boy-girl , now they’re trying to pay $1,200." Presley said she has refused to work for less and so far has not lost business. "I stand up for myself," she said. "A lot of girls, the business is so slow, they're happy just to find work (at any price)."

You go girl.

"I regret that two porn-industry executives have used the current economic crisis to launch an obvious publicity stunt," said Rep. Brad Sherman, D-Sherman Oaks, a congressman in San Fernando Valley. "As Americans face tough economic times, we need a serious discussion of the issues."

Many, including Presley and Rep. Sherman, aren't buying the necessity. Steven Hirsch, co-Chairman of Vivid Entertainment the self-proclaimed world's leading adult film producer, believes that going to Washington is unrealistic. "This is not the time to make sweeping statements. This is the time to buckle down and take the steps we need to save our industry. This industry is not immune from (the bad economy). People are spending less money, period."

He suspects that Flynt and Francis are just... poking... fun at other industries. He stated that Vivid is not suffering as bad as smaller companies because its name brand gives it a "leg up."

Damn, people can't get it up. This recession has got to go!

For more info, read: Porn Industry Seeks $5 Billion Federal Bailout

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Negro Please... of December 27, 2008

Burning $100,000 to show how much money you get. I doubt ANY of it is real money but my britches are in a bunch regardless. Recession, anyone?!

*sigh*

N*ggas.

Edit: This is some really really REALLY ignorant sh*t!



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$1 Million to Redisign New Year's Ball

Didn't Diddy say he was going to cut back on the extravagant spending since we're in a recession? SMH.

In any case, Diddy and Ciroc Ultra Premium Vodka announced an $1 million dollar charity offer for New York City to redesign the iconic New Year’s Eve ball.
As if a 172-ft. tall billboard wasn't enough, the "Bad Boy" wants to further expand his influence in Times Square. One of the most famous, and smelliest, places on Earth.

If approved by New York City, Combs and Ciroc would alter the famous ball’s appearance to resemble the well-known blue stone emblem of Ciroc Vodka. This, in my most personal of opinions, is retarded.

Of the city, I have accepted Diddy as the shameless narcissist that he prides himself on being. The blue stone image of Ciroc traces back to the “pastel” plant that was once native to the Gaillac region of France. The dye produced from the plant was commonly used for painting and clothes during the 15th and 16th centuries.
Its distinctive look eventually made the dye a symbol of wealth in the region, and earned it the phrase “Pays de Cocagne,” meaning “the land of plenty.”

New York City copy anything from the French? God forbid. I'm not hating on the French (too much) but, if anything, it should be shaped like an apple. I actually like Ciroc Vodka, but I love the Big Apple more.

In addition to their New Year’s Eve request, Diddy and Ciroc will soon announce an additional campaign focusing on responsible drinking and partying during the holiday season. Some silver lining.

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