Showing posts with label Yung Berg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yung Berg. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

Yung Berg and the YouTube Slapper Phenomenom

So I'm behind on my posts... AGAIN. Between finding out some extra heartbreaking news in my personal life, getting back to school, and drama that picked me up from the airport and followed me to campus, I'm behind. I've gotten a lot of sh*t to air out... complain about, depending on your love/hater status.

Apparently, Ole Berg is still getting his *ss whooped again. This happened like a week and a half ago, but according to illseed and his infamous rumor mill, Berg and Master P's nephew, Young Trump, got into a fight last week. Surprisingly, no one got involved (not even Berg's security HAHA). The match was pretty even until Trump swung and knocked Berg out. Ole Berg's security then pushed Master P's nephew off and the club security broke it all up. It's not up on his myspace now, but Trump had a pic up that depicted a photoshopped Berg with bruises and such with a message, "yung-berg nigga we got yah!!!!!"

Well aren't we creative?


Cannon Ball Note: "Young Trump?" Negro Please.

Second, and more importantly, I think this a sign of worsening conditions in 2009, for both Yung Berg and us all. We have all grown accustomed to the hater and his devious, sometimes infectious, bitchassness. We have also watched and laughed at the beatdowns unfortunate person's experience on YouTube. 2008 was the year of the slapper, where everyone was experiencing this most demeaning types of assault. 2009, however, seems to be the year of the YouTube Slapper, haters who broadcast their "alleged" feats of bitchassness online.

You see the combined might of the disrespect we have left to fester all these years now???

What you got on a WWJD band for nigga?! Jesus don't threaten anyone with beatdowns!


Now, I don't like Sambo Boy, and I will tell anyone who listens or reads my blog (stay tuned). Maybe I'm a hater, or maybe I don't like the type of music he puts out or the image he portrays that convinces people our generation are a bunch of minstrels who appreciates slave masters. I guess it's hate then. BUT, this guy is ridonculous, and a good example of the bs that we are dealing it. Not to mention the grown *ss men who went on YouTube claiming they are the ones who robbed the Sambo and tried to kidnap on of his boys? Isn't that evidence of a felony?!

What's interesting is that, although there might not be footage of the actual slap, beatdown, etc of any superstar, you will most like fine someone taking credit for it. For example, search for Katt Williams getting slapped. Face slapping, chain snatching, home invading and car jacking masked bandits are no longer keeping their *ss in the shadows and behind the bushes. They want credit too, like the actual producers of some of these hit records. Rappers have been taking responsibility for all sorts of niggerdom recently to the relief of those who actually did it, ie, the smart niggas who are AVOIDING prosecution. Now some niggas are actually pretty stupid, and have been prosecuted for their Myspace page and YouTube channel.

The YouTube Slapper can't rap, but is steadily polejocking the most recent and fastest growing Hip-Hop trend since skinny jeans.

Is there anything that we can do about this? I doubt it. I believe this is just the next step in the evolution of hate. Instead of getting an education and become a law-abiding citizen, good father, or President, these young men are interested in leaching and robbing dudes of their success. We can pull the plug on these YouTube Slappers, but it's been happening in real life forever. It's so latent that we don't even notice anymore... have you ever though about how Rico from "Whoop Rico" feels?



Maybe we could dismiss all these YouTube Slappers who fake criminals who want infamy, or future criminals who will need a lawyer. But then we would probably have to dismiss all of our favorite snowman/thug/gangsta/REAL rappers. Yes, we all know that Young Trump (Trump...SMH) will never put out a credible album that will sell, but what about 50 Cent and his bullying? Or the Lil Wayne or Jim Jones and their Blood "affiliations?" Jay-Z hasn't hustled on the street in like 15 years, but he still goes hard like Brooklyn.

How about Maino, who has championed the "I Heart Haters" movement I so readily detest? What can he say, when he's bragging about slapping Ole Berg or beating up Lil Cease.



>KABOOM<

Sunday, December 28, 2008

20 Answers (January 2009)



I read Vibe Magazine... Surprise! Seriously, I consider Vibe a genuine journalistic approach to hip-hop. XXL has a bunch of interviews, with all the ignorant things rappers say preserved (and they are on 50's jock way too often). The Source looks like a friggin tabloid now and it's impossible to take serious... er, read. I don't consider Ozone a legitimate piece of reading material (and your awards suck too!). Lastly, KING is good for one thing (and tissue for the clean up).

On the last page of Vibe, they have 20 Questions, in which they ponder some issues that had occured during the time of the issue. Some of the questions are funny as hell, but not as funny as some answers that people have given in the past. I figured I'd take a crack at them every time an issue comes out.

1. Who is Lil Wayne's new baby mama?
Someone with a coke habit or really bad eyesight. Or both.

2. Rich Boy, where's your album?
On the shelf, Interscope can't afford buying a million copies of his next brick.

3. Why do Diddy's Making The Band finales always end on a bad note?
Because it's Bad Boy? Or because you can't apply autotune to a tv show like Diddy uses it on his records.

4. Do you really need a Nelly/Akon/T-Pain/Pharrell supergroup in your life?
Only if the cd comes with a complimentary dose of Ritalin to get through it.

5. Can you call a tour No Limit Reunion without Master P, Silkk The Shocker, and Mystikal?
There is no limit to the amount of jokes that travesty would be.

6. Shouldn't Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears stop acting like they don't want to collaborate?
They should get over the whole "Cry Me A River" issue and take it back to the Mickey Mouse club!

7. Are Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union officially an item?
Not if Wade knows what's good for him. I'll end your career!

8. After admitting he was a correctional officer, doesn't Rick Ross look silly boasting about "gettin rich" off cocaine?
He lied about making an honest living. Hm. It's deeper than a rap...

9. When D'Angelo makes his inevitable comback, are all Maxwell's fawning fans going to turn on him?
I'm sorry, but I really couldn't give two sh*ts about either one of these dudes. I thought D'Angelo was fat and in jail anyway.

10. Did the cost of the A-Rod/Kobe/Tony Hawk/Michael Phelps commercial for Guitar Hero World Tour kill the profits from the game?
Most likely, but it's still an almost uber-cool commercial (get rid of Kobe, the camera hog lol).

11. Wouldn't Soulja Boy AKA Sambo Boy make a killing as a full-time choreographer?
He'd make even more as a full-time minstrel.

12. Do you believe Ne-Yo lost his virginity at age 9?
Yes, and I'm sure he was a lucky dude... lol...

13. Do you believe in Santa Claus, too?
YEAH, and that b*tch *ss n*gga is gonna pay what he owe! All I wanted was some rims, not even the whole car!

14. Wasn't it a really good idea for Diddy to buy Enyce?
No, it was a really Bad one... duh.

15. Memo to Webbie, Lil Boosie, and Lyfe Jennings: Didn't you learn anything from the O.J. Simpson chase? (Hint: The police can drive fast, too!)
And they always get their man. See you in 9 years, O!

16. Doesn't Gravy sound more like Shyne doing B.I.G. than B.I.G. doing B.I.G. in Notorious?
At least B.I.G. and Tupac are dead, may they rest in peace. How do the living people feel about being imitated in this movie?

17. Don't you feel bad for making all those Isiah Thomas jokes now?
Nope. Throwing his own daughter under the bus... SMH. He need to take his *ss to bed again.

18. How long before MTV turns Hoodfab into a real game show?
Barack needs to order a hit on whichever producer is bold enough to try that bs.

19. Are guys out there still sour over Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy?"
Nah, I'm good. In fact, I'm more upset with R. Kelly's response... making us look even worse. Piss off!

20. Yung Berg: Huh?!?!
That boy been slapped so many times this year and still doesn't have any common sense.

>KABOOM<