Am I Sprinting?

I'm worried that the actual objective of Cannon Ball Sprint is not being fulfilled. We all know that there are a lot of things that are not said in this world, whether it is between co-workers, friends, people in relationships, politicians and their constituents, etc. It is my belief that these unsaid things are f*cking up the world right now and why hate is a f*cking pandemic that's infecting every generation.

Cannon Ball Sprint was primarily established because I'm an a-hole and I want everyone to smell my sh*t. But, my delusions of grandeur have got me convinced that there is a deeper meaning to all this. That by putting all the crap of the world out there, we are forced to clean it up. By shining a light on haters and exposing the true nature of hate by indulging in it from time to time, we are able to combat and reverse it's devastating effects on the Black community and the WORLD.

Basically, my sh*t can cure such illnesses as HIV, cancer... and hate. Screw Chuck Norris.

But I'm worried that I'm being politically correct. I'm falling prey to... The Unsaid! So many a-hole things I could blog about, and I mentioning gutta Israelis/Palestinians and that people aren't paying to jerk off anymore. Shame on me! I have a responsibility to my followers, my friends, my ego and the friggin WORLD to let it be known.

I rededicate my effort to a full out sprint! I shall carry out a two-front war on running and the Unsaid. Dem nah ready.



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iCannonBall, iSprint

I like this, bigups to Twitter for being unable to fit CannonBallSprint on one line. I love Apple iPod and the whole iRep movement. While I hate Soulja Boy AKA Sambo Boy, I'll rock with this. Now just iCannonBall, but uSprint with me? Lame... but it's my blog and I'll do what I wanna. Go kick rocks, but visit next time for more updates.

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Sprinting > Running

I hereby declare war on running. I will belittle such a pitiful act and expose its inferiority to sprinting. For my name to be associated with this weak action is insulting. I'm not the only one who thinks run is a crock either! Just visit dictionary.com!

run - [ruhn] - (verb) to go quickly by moving the legs more rapidly than at a walk and in such a manner that for an instant in each step all or both feet are off the ground. SMH
2. to move with haste; act quickly: Run and get my dinner b*tch.
3. to depart quickly; take to flight; flee or escape: To run from this *ss whupping.
4. to have recourse for aid, support, comfort, etc.: He shouldn't run to his mama with every little problem.
5. to make a quick trip or informal visit for a short stay at a place: to run up to your probation officer.
6. to go around, rove, or ramble without restraint: to run about in the park like a sissy.
7. to move, roll, or progress from momentum or from being hurled, kicked, or otherwise propelled: The lame was ran off the road.
8. Sports... who actually runs in sports?
9. to be or campaign as a candidate for election... much like McCain/Palin
10. to flow forth as a discharge... ew.

10 definitions expressing how WEAK running is.

sprint - [sprint] – (verb) to race or move at full speed

1 definition to define the degree of intensity necessary to sprint. You go hard or you can run your *ss home.

Cannon Ball DON'T Run. Cannon Ball Sprint. Beyotch.

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Why Cannon Ball Sprint?

I'm Cannon Ball because I'm a big shot. Duh. Not just because I am in my own mind... I'm the shot... the ONLY shot in my mind. It just so happens that I have a reasonable amount of influence within my family, circle of friends, and university. I also have some fairly unique opinions that make people gasp, laugh, think and sometimes tear up. Maybe my friends are teaching me a lesson by convincing me that people will actually be interested in what I have to say, when I'm just a jerk with a Napoleon complex.

We'll see won't we?

So... the meaning of Cannon Ball Sprint... It's obviously influenced by the nickname. Cannon Ball Run was taken, and now that I have sprint, seems like the better choice ANYWAY. It describes the race of ideas I run through... excuse me... sprint through in the span of seconds to formulate some a-hole or insightful thing to piss off or impress the people I interact with. It's about time I expand on these things to see if I get the same reactions on the web.

I had a blog called Musings of a Lovable A-Hole, but I deleted that. It's the same premise, but the delivery was all wrong. Well, it wasn't much of a blog since I didn't really post anything... so I guess I can't have any qualms with the delivery. Since I'm on winter break from the hell that is college, I figured I'd give it another try.

Join me. Please? It's awful running... sprinting alone. And it would really upset my friends. The hating a** little shots that they are.

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