Sprinting > Running

I hereby declare war on running. I will belittle such a pitiful act and expose its inferiority to sprinting. For my name to be associated with this weak action is insulting. I'm not the only one who thinks run is a crock either! Just visit dictionary.com!

run - [ruhn] - (verb) to go quickly by moving the legs more rapidly than at a walk and in such a manner that for an instant in each step all or both feet are off the ground. SMH
2. to move with haste; act quickly: Run and get my dinner b*tch.
3. to depart quickly; take to flight; flee or escape: To run from this *ss whupping.
4. to have recourse for aid, support, comfort, etc.: He shouldn't run to his mama with every little problem.
5. to make a quick trip or informal visit for a short stay at a place: to run up to your probation officer.
6. to go around, rove, or ramble without restraint: to run about in the park like a sissy.
7. to move, roll, or progress from momentum or from being hurled, kicked, or otherwise propelled: The lame was ran off the road.
8. Sports... who actually runs in sports?
9. to be or campaign as a candidate for election... much like McCain/Palin
10. to flow forth as a discharge... ew.

10 definitions expressing how WEAK running is.

sprint - [sprint] – (verb) to race or move at full speed

1 definition to define the degree of intensity necessary to sprint. You go hard or you can run your *ss home.

Cannon Ball DON'T Run. Cannon Ball Sprint. Beyotch.

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