Reasons You Were Sad and/or Lonely on Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day has come and gone. Thank God. Personally, I'm not saying I was sad and/or lonely, but I find the commercialization of love sickening... especially when I have to put out the money. Howevere, single people on college campuses everwhere were definitely asking themselves, "Why me?" Here are few probably hurdles that you should consider leaping over within the next 364 days.

1. You've been letting yourself go.
2. You're a female chemistry, physics, or math major.
3. Your breath smells.
4. No one byt your mother could ever love you.
5. You're a resident advisor... pig.
6. You're a male chemistry, physics, or math major.
7. You don't deserve love.
8. You're too clingy.
9. Your significant other is busy cheating on you with your best friend.
10. It's not you, it's them... (it's really you)
11. You're saving yourself until marriage.
12. You are the kid who plays World of Warcraft in the middle of campus on the weekend.
13. You don't show enough cleavage.
14. You fart in public.
15. Everyone you've met recently was too drunk or high to remember your name.
16. You spend so much time studying, you've forgotten how to interact with human beings.
17. No one wants to get near your runny nose and cough.
18. Everyone knows you've got herpes. (Sorry RiRi)
19. You often forget to shower.
20. Your penis is too small.
21. You don't put out.
22. You're whiny and annoying, and overall a pathetic excuse for a human being.

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Deeper Than Rap!!!

This isn't beef. It ain't even war. It's just embarrassing, homie. C0mca5t and I can't even call this a war of words, this is... a war of livelihoods... of credibility!

William Leonard Roberts II AKA Rick Ross Vs. Curtis James Jackson III AKA 50 Cent

This is the most serious beef I have ever seen. Maybe because many of the most scathing attacks have not come from diss tracks, but interviews and videos. It also happens to be the most RIDICULOUS battles EVER, maybe because of the way in which it began... but also in the way the participants (considering their checkered past) have carried them out.

"Rick Ross is doing good. I also complimented him that he had the #1 album. I said, 'Just don't stand too close to this fat piece of sh*t.' I'm saying that because of what [Joe's] trying to do. He runs to Miami and hangs out with them like he's running Miami? Does Fat Joe run Miami? I don't think Fat Joe runs Miami. I think people from Miami would be upset you're even questioning that. The fact he can influence DJ Khaled on the radio, does that mean Fat Joe runs Miami? ... I don't care if [Khaled] ever plays my records. He's not important enough to what I'm doing for it to matter. Not to say Miami doesn't count. He doesn't count for it to matter to me."
-50 Cent, March 31, 2008

Boy I wish Rawse listened. He started all this sh*t really. We all know what 50 Cent is capable of, he mentions what he is capable of. He was attempting to attack Lil Wayne, but he was not dumb as Ricky Ross and unwilling to become a marketing ploy for "Before I Self Destruct." The video was not out yet, but I figure I'll post it now without doing it twice. This ends short, but whatever... the diss is mentioned.



I love to pay a bill, can't wait to pay a rent/
Curtis Jackson baby mother ain't asking for a cent/
Burn the house down, gotta buy another/
Don't forget the gas can, jealous stupid motherf*cker

2 and a half bars set off the biggest beef in years. Never has 50 Cent been as THOROUGH since... like... Ja Rule!

More to come...

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Our President is black, but I guess neither the color, nor the style of the Lambo, matter.

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We interrupt this broadcast for A C0mca5t TV special:

Another beef is brewing up in the "hip-hop" industry that could end up veering out of control...literally. DeAndre Way and Shad Moss, better known as Soulja Boy (Tellem) and (Lil) Bow Wow, have exchanged choice words over the past few days that went from seemingly playful ignorance to sensitive bitchassness. However, this is not your normal beef. There are no cartoons, cops, or baby mothers involved; there are no threats to "put feet in niggas asses"; and thank God there are no rap battles between these two artists. Instead, they are settling their differences through a race for keeps...of Lambos. Let's see how this all came about...with commentary of course.....



I must admit, Soulja Boy's "Rich Nigga Shit" series is nothing short of comedic. However, Soulja Boy, you cannot rely on Youtube views and comments to feed you! "Crank Dat" will not last forever. Your last album went air. Arab will probably sell 5 more albums than your sophomore effort. And we're in a recession. You're a semi-smart kid. You already got property. Good. You take care of your family. Great. Like you said, you came up in one year. What's gonna happen next year? You want to be a good role model to the kids? *marketing ploy* You want to show the kids some REAL "rich nigga shit?" Show the kids what to really do with money: buy stocks, invest in more property, own the Atlanta Hawks. Let your money grow before you start showing it all off. No hate though.

This is how Bow Wow replies.....



Ok...now maybe I'm just a poor ass nigga...but who said the "Lamborghini Club" can't include the Gallardo? Someone please inform me, cuz if yall don't want "The Poor Man's Lamborghini", I know one person who wouldn't mind having it! Anyway, so yea...no harm done, right? Friendly competition? Not to Soulja Boy, who seemed to take his response a little too personal.....



Bow Wow calling Soulja Boy a "little nigga" and Soulja Boy demonstrating how "little" that "nigga" Bow Wow is...funny. Commenting on how you bought your Lambo with his "Marco Polo" money...funny. Attempting to expose him as being a fake...low blow. Unless you just completely stopped liking Bow after his video, which I doubt, you can't call a man out for being fake, even if it is true. If me and my boy were to start making fun of each other in the middle of the mall or something, I'm not gonna bring up how he used to wet the bed up until last year for the whole public to hear. That's just wrong. *None of my boys wet the bed...just an example.* Oh, and the doors on a Gallardo don't go up because they were made that way. It has nothing to do with the top dropping or anything else.

Here, Bow Wow tries to clear his name.....



First, you are not from Atlanta. You are from Ohio, a no-name city in Ohio at that. You cannot try to rep Godby Rd. or Bankhead like you a native homie. You are not JD. Nigga YOU wouldn't step a foot in Bankhead. Stop flexin'. Second, get your info straight. Lamborghini is an Italian company. All lambos are made overseas, including the Gallardo. Automobili Lamborghini is owned by Audi, which is owned by VW *which will soon be owned by Porsche.* Maybe you just happened to get a bit confused since, yes, the Gallardo's parent company is Audi AG, however, your Murcielago is under VW AG parent company. Since VW owns Audi, you really had no room to comment on where his car was made. Third, that was not conclusive evidence that you bought that car. Where is the slip? That could have been your registration to a totally different car. *granted I still think it's actually your car, but prove it* Fourth, SPIT THAT DAMN TOOTHPICK OUT! Fifth, that suspense noise...funny. Sixth, the "rich nigga shit" plug...funny. Seventh, talking about buying 100k of iSouljaBoyTellEm...to save his life...funny. Finally...don't seem so hurt next time. You seem like "Ramone" *his middle name is ACTUALLY Cortez* actually ruffled your feathers kid...chill out homie. In any case, Bow Wow ripped Soulja Boy a new one with this video. If he can't win this race, he can kiss his career good-bye.......through the phone.

So, there you have it folks at home. The race is being set up, with a few business moves credited to "Lamborghini" Moss. What made him refer to himself as Lamborghini? *He should replace it with Shad* How will Soulja Boy reply? Who will lose their car? Who cares? And where did THIS nigga come from trying to get in on the action?.....



I guess that "Beautiful Girl" didn't make him commit suicide after all...his doors don't go up.

This is J.B. Charisma, bringing you what other people already brought...with commentary. Only on C0mca5t TV.

Now back to your originally scheduled program.

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Welcome c0mca5t!

One of my homeboys wanted to get on the debauchery. Which is cool because I got kinda busy. A lot of bitchassness to comment on. We'll get right on it.

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Keri Hilson-McFly

It's only a matter of time, baby.

Keri Hilson ft. Lil Wayne - Turnin' Me On



Get them thug *ss niggas off my girl!

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Pledge of Allegiance (Remix)

I now pledge allegiance to the Flag
Of the United States of Obama,
And to the President for which it stands:
One Nation for Obama under God, indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice for all... finally... we hope.

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China Censors President Obama? Commies!

Many Americans have praised President Obama's 18-minute Inaugural Address as bold and candid. But the Chinese Communist Party are hater. Apparently, they thought the new American president's words were a little too direct. Maybe because they were.

China Central Television, or CCTV, the main state-run network, broadcast the address live until the point in which Prez amentioned "communism" in a line about the defeat of ideologies considered dangerous to Americans. After the translator said "communism" in Chinese, the audio faded out even as Prez's lips continued to move. I guess someone was just waiting for dude to say something out of line.

CCTV then showed an anchor asking an analyst about the economic challenges that President Obama faces. The analyst was clearly surprised by the sudden question. Really smooth guys.

The "offensive" line in the president's speech was, "Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions." Granted, communism is still active in China, but Prez was referring to the Soviet Union.

Later, Obama went on to say: "To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history, but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist."

Chinese translations of the address published Wednesday by state-run news organizations here and on prominent Web portals omitted that line and the word "communism" in the earlier line. The government, however, allowed the full English text of the address to be published. Well aren't they so kind to allow the bilingual Chinese to see the actual speech. The biligual Chinese, I would assume, are okay or pretend to be okay with the CCP. Still, I think their actions have revealed their own guilty measures.

Hatin *sses.

This is not the first time that the Chinese have censored an American official's remarks. In 2004, FORMER Vice President Dick Cheney visited Beijing and was told that he could speak, live and uncensored, to the Chinese people. However, the broadcast received no advance promotion or even a listing in the news media and was not repeated.

So, I'll give them props for that one.

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A Day in History

Or, One A-hole's Take on a Day in History

Tuesday, January 20, 2009. LITERALLY the start of a new chapter in history. If you weren't there, you were watching. If you weren't watching, you're more pitiful than terrorist, because I guarantee Osama found a tv in his cave to watch the "house negro of America."

Unfortunately I didn't skip class like the patriotic nigga I should have, so I came at the start of the ceremony. I did see the First family walk in. The girls were cute as usual, although the oldest one was that awkward bowlegged walk like her momma. Prez knew that it was cold, negro should have had a hat on! Tryna front... I would have been up there with my hat, dog ears down!



Did anyone else feel like Rev. Rick Warren's prayer was more of a political statement? I wasn't feelin the way Rev. Warren said the girls' names. I figure dude knew he was dealing with ethnic names, so he was just going to attack them like the devil. SASHA... and MALIA.

I can't mess with Aretha Franklin. Not the queen. Maybe her church hat... but not her.

Vice President Joe Biden is cool. I bet he's not going to be talking sh*t about Barack anymore though. A administration of rivals turned pole jockers? I doubt it, but everyone is going to be giving homeboy his proper respect.



That John Williams piece was tight! I hope it's on iTunes. That cellist was looking at the violinist like they were battling. The violinist focused like he wasn't even worth it LOL. I loved how SASHA was cuttin up on the violinist though, that lil diva. Cut up any more and I'm sure Michelle will be giving those Executive *ss Whoopings.



Chief Justice John G. Roberts is a hater and I know he screwed up the oath on purpose! Prez tried to save face, but he had already jumped the gun. Or was that another f*ck up for his honor?!

We must note however, that Obama was President as of 12 noon according to the law established by the Constitution. He took the oath around 12:30. Does anyone else recognize the onset of... CP TIME? I hope this isn't a habit for our first Black President.

Prez got in that *ss. People were talking about how this wasn't a speech for the ages. It wouldn't resonate like his race speech or his speech on Election night. I think it wasn't the time for rhetoric. It was a sound off on the things that plague America's people, her safety, and her values. He told it like it is and what it should be, not feel good sh*t like how it could be. He challenge those terrorists and rogue states without alienating the people they "represented," so much better than "bring it on" or "dead or alive."

I messes with it. Feel me?

The poet was strange to me. Maya Angelou would have been my only choice. If she can do a Tyler Perry film she can definitely spare time for the Inauguration. But oh well.



The Reverend Dr. Joseph E. Lowery was funny. Even though he co-founded the SCLC with MLK, I don't think he gets as many props because he's still alive. If he was assassinated, maybe we'd be enjoying a holiday in his honor too. His prayer was tight, though I'm sure some white people didn't think his "white finally believe what's right" comment was nice.



YO, the Prez's limo is a Cadillac Escalade with 36 inch rims! I guess I check a see "the Beast," the Secret Service nickname for the limo, all the time in the hood. I didn't get those agents walking beside the limo. If it's built like a tank then it can take most explosions, right? They can't. And even if someone were to just try, those guys are still SOL.

I feel bad for Senators Ted Kennedy and John Byrd, but seriously, could we just get like small updates on their condition. This is the President's Inauguration celebration, stay focused.

Why the hell was CNN so fascinated with the fact that the Obamas had rhythm? I am not going to get on their *sses for their obsession with what Michelle and the girls were wearing, I'd like to think it was more about them being young than they being Black. Those commentators were treating them like they were in a zoo though, gawking at every little thing they did.

And why were they so caught up in the fact that the President and First Lady would be out until 3 in the morning or so. Do they not realize that the Obamas are from Chi-town? They are not homebodies like them old men before them, they are young (enough) and hip.

And apparently Black, because they were running late AGAIN.

CNN didn't want to say the real reason why past presidents didn't connect with the majority Black DC area, but Black people know why this Black president can shout them out the Neighborhood Ball. Black people will also not be surprised if the next president suddenly drops the ball.



Michelle Obama was looking good. Big ups to Prez for shouting her out, Black men need to know how to treat their Black women. If I was Barack, Secret Service would have been on extra call, because I would have been hopping into the crowd fighting any nigga that whistled at her.

MALIA and SASHA better have had their butts in bed. I know they had school today! My 2 lil sisters are the same age, just as big divas too...

BTW, work the next morning at 7:45 AM? Not for this nigga.

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DJ Blazita And Gutta Muzik - New York, We Get It In

Tracklist:
01. 50 Cent ft Biggie - We Get It In (blazita mix)
02. 50 Cent - In God We Trust
03. Busta Rhymes ft Jadakiss & Freeway - Conglomerate Remix
04. Uncle Murda - Murdera
05. Jadakiss – Cant Stop Me
06. Busta Rhymes Red Cafe & Jadakiss ft Josh Xantus – Lets Ride Remix
07. Red Cafe – So Easy Remix
08. Nore – NY Groove
09. Busta Rhymes – Cant Take It
10. Hell Rell – Calm Down
11. 50 Cent – Shut Your Bloodcot Mouth
12. 50 Cent – Play This on the Radio
13. 50 Cent – Heartless Monster
14. Tony Yayo ft Red Cafe – My Swaggers Official
15. Nino Bless - Murdera
16. French Montana ft Maino – You Gotta Feel Us
17. Red Cafe ft Fabolous & Paul Cain - There He Go Remix
18. Jadakiss ft Faith Evans – Letter to BIG
19. Maino – Letter to Pac
20. Jadakiss – I Stay Ten Toes Down
21. Jae Millz ft Nicki Minaj – Five O
22. Skyzoo – Bells and Whistles
23. Joell Ortiz ft Joe Budden – Move On
24. Fabolous – Brooklyn We Go Hard Freestyle
25. MC Lyte - Brooklyn
26. Evil Eye ft Clap Cognac – Law & Order

Bonus:
27. Notorious BIG – Guaranteed Raw

DOWNLOAD

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Negro Please... of January 18, 2009

A North Carolina theater has suspended showings of Biggie's biopic "Notorious" after a man was shot at the venue opening night (Friday, January 16). According to the Associated Press, a 32-year-old man was shot twice during an argument at the Grand 18 theater on Friday and around 700 people were evacuated from the venue.

The victim was rushed to a nearby hospital where he underwent surgery and is believed to be in stable condition.

A spokeswoman for the Grand 18 Theater said that customers who had tickets for the Friday showing of Notorious will receive refunds.

What the f*ck can some niggas in North Carolina get into an argument about while watching a movie about a New York rapper? Maybe one was aggy because the movie doesn't depict the fact that B.I.G. was a dealer in N.C. before he was finally pullin in money for rap. Country *sses...

I don't know why the theater is not going to show the show the movie anymore, in the words of Rollo Goodlove, "Niggas is just gon' be niggas! So you might as well get that money while you bullsh*ttin'."



"Notorious" opened in theaters nationwide Friday. The film came in at second place in the box office yesterday grossing an estimated $8.3 million.

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Biggie = Obama? Negro Please... of January 17, 2008

Dipset rappers (or former Dipset rappers) Jim Jones and Juelz Santana will be providing a free screening of the film, Notorious, to fans. The film covers the life of the late Christopher Wallace, also known as Biggie Smalls and the more popular Notorious B.I.G.

B.I.G was gunned down on March 9, 1997 (a day before my birthday... depressing year) leaving an after-party in California. The slaying has remained unsolved as the rapper’s mother, Voletta Wallace and wife, Faith Evans, continue to seek justice in the aftermath of the tragedy.

"I never got a chance to meet him, so this is me as a Harlem dude saluting a cat from Brooklyn, in a small but meaningful way," Juelz stated. "Jim and I figured that so many people in the Hip-Hop community would be going to the see the movie individually; if we can make it so that everyone sees it together, that's a great thing."

Ditto to that. Most regions are too proud to big up a pioneer from another one, try to convince some ATLiens to get that chip off their shoulder.

However, someone is always going overboard...

"I did it for Hip-Hop," said Jones, who compared B.I.G. to another trailblazer. "It's as big as Obama's being the first black president. This is part of our history in the urban community; Biggie was our first Obama."

Word? Negro Please.

Forget B.I.G. Forget 2Pac. Forget Pimp C. God bless the dead, but NO rapper, dead OR alive, can be compared to President Barack Obama's historic win. "Ready To Die," "All Eyez On Me," or any other classic album by whatever hip-hop artist, any Black artist ever, cannot compare to this win for Black people everywhere.

Jim Jones is an ignorant nigga, not quite as ridiculous as Lil Wayne, but this takes the cake. I want to see "Notorious," but I'm not as geek'd for it as... oh... the Inaguration of President Obama. If someone offered me a free ticket to DC over some free screening, the choice would not be hard.

Biggie = Obama? SMH.

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Yung Berg and the YouTube Slapper Phenomenom

So I'm behind on my posts... AGAIN. Between finding out some extra heartbreaking news in my personal life, getting back to school, and drama that picked me up from the airport and followed me to campus, I'm behind. I've gotten a lot of sh*t to air out... complain about, depending on your love/hater status.

Apparently, Ole Berg is still getting his *ss whooped again. This happened like a week and a half ago, but according to illseed and his infamous rumor mill, Berg and Master P's nephew, Young Trump, got into a fight last week. Surprisingly, no one got involved (not even Berg's security HAHA). The match was pretty even until Trump swung and knocked Berg out. Ole Berg's security then pushed Master P's nephew off and the club security broke it all up. It's not up on his myspace now, but Trump had a pic up that depicted a photoshopped Berg with bruises and such with a message, "yung-berg nigga we got yah!!!!!"

Well aren't we creative?

Cannon Ball Note: "Young Trump?" Negro Please.

Second, and more importantly, I think this a sign of worsening conditions in 2009, for both Yung Berg and us all. We have all grown accustomed to the hater and his devious, sometimes infectious, bitchassness. We have also watched and laughed at the beatdowns unfortunate person's experience on YouTube. 2008 was the year of the slapper, where everyone was experiencing this most demeaning types of assault. 2009, however, seems to be the year of the YouTube Slapper, haters who broadcast their "alleged" feats of bitchassness online.

You see the combined might of the disrespect we have left to fester all these years now???

What you got on a WWJD band for nigga?! Jesus don't threaten anyone with beatdowns!

Now, I don't like Sambo Boy, and I will tell anyone who listens or reads my blog (stay tuned). Maybe I'm a hater, or maybe I don't like the type of music he puts out or the image he portrays that convinces people our generation are a bunch of minstrels who appreciates slave masters. I guess it's hate then. BUT, this guy is ridonculous, and a good example of the bs that we are dealing it. Not to mention the grown *ss men who went on YouTube claiming they are the ones who robbed the Sambo and tried to kidnap on of his boys? Isn't that evidence of a felony?!

What's interesting is that, although there might not be footage of the actual slap, beatdown, etc of any superstar, you will most like fine someone taking credit for it. For example, search for Katt Williams getting slapped. Face slapping, chain snatching, home invading and car jacking masked bandits are no longer keeping their *ss in the shadows and behind the bushes. They want credit too, like the actual producers of some of these hit records. Rappers have been taking responsibility for all sorts of niggerdom recently to the relief of those who actually did it, ie, the smart niggas who are AVOIDING prosecution. Now some niggas are actually pretty stupid, and have been prosecuted for their Myspace page and YouTube channel.

The YouTube Slapper can't rap, but is steadily polejocking the most recent and fastest growing Hip-Hop trend since skinny jeans.

Is there anything that we can do about this? I doubt it. I believe this is just the next step in the evolution of hate. Instead of getting an education and become a law-abiding citizen, good father, or President, these young men are interested in leaching and robbing dudes of their success. We can pull the plug on these YouTube Slappers, but it's been happening in real life forever. It's so latent that we don't even notice anymore... have you ever though about how Rico from "Whoop Rico" feels?

Maybe we could dismiss all these YouTube Slappers who fake criminals who want infamy, or future criminals who will need a lawyer. But then we would probably have to dismiss all of our favorite snowman/thug/gangsta/REAL rappers. Yes, we all know that Young Trump (Trump...SMH) will never put out a credible album that will sell, but what about 50 Cent and his bullying? Or the Lil Wayne or Jim Jones and their Blood "affiliations?" Jay-Z hasn't hustled on the street in like 15 years, but he still goes hard like Brooklyn.

How about Maino, who has championed the "I Heart Haters" movement I so readily detest? What can he say, when he's bragging about slapping Ole Berg or beating up Lil Cease.



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Star Wars/ Coming to America Mash-Up... A-HA!

This is ga-reat. You'll probably watch it 3 or 4 times. They mixed Star Wars footage with James Earl Jones lines from Coming To America. It is madd funny actually, but I think they could do even better with Mufasa's lines from Lion King.

A-HA!



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20 Questions (February 2009)

So I'm a little early with the 20 questions, seeing as how it's January 11 and this is the February issue.

Sue me.

I'm a little excited about this issue however. My favorite artist (f*ck rapper or producer, despite what the cover says) is featured, Kanye West! I sound madd excited by I'm not... my heart was broken... 4 or 5 hours before I posted this blog, and I related to 808s & Heartbreak way more than I did 6 or 7 hours before. More on that later.

But I digress... 20 Questions! I think they're pretty lame btw, but hopefully I won't be as bad.

1. How many people have already broken their New Year's resolution?
Ha! You have to had MADE a New Year's resolution to break it!

2. Did T-Pain really call someone a copycat?
Yep. And I think he meant it.

3. If Chris Brown and Rihanna's matching tatts don't make things official, what will?
He calms his cheating *ss down and actually stay faithful. But you didn't hear that from me.

4. Plaxico Burress: When keeping it real goes wrong?
I'm gonna be real: If the Giants don't WIN the Super Bowl, I'll shoot him.

5. Aren't you secretly hoping the Obamas pick a Rottweiler as their White House dog?
As much as I had hoped Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson would pray at Barack's Inauguration.

6. Why do we keep hearing that all of Jodeci is getting back together?
Yall keep listening for some reason. A better question is, why do you care?

7. What happened to Christina Milian's singing career?
Same thing that happened to her acting career.

8. Isn't Ripley's portrait of Eminem (made from M&M's) brilliant?
Eminem portait of M&M's, fitting and delicious.

9. When did Law & Order and CSI turn into resume builders for rappers- turned- actors?
Somewhere between Ice-T and Ludacris.

10. Are you sipping NUVO yet?
No, that sounds dirty, like Nuva Ring.

11. Can rappers please, please, please, (pretty) please stop creating clothing lines? (No, not Clipse, too!)
Yeah this is pitiful. It's not even like it's high scale like Pharrell's Billionaire Boy's Club or urban chic like Sean John and Rocawear, it's Wal-Mart brands like Master P's crap.

12. Are people done pretending Beyonce's new album is better than Solange's?
Are we going to start pretending that it actually matters if Solange's was better?

13. After Dedication 3, is Lil Wayne the "Best Skitmaker Alive," too?
Don't go there. I don't care if you got navigation don't go THERE! I love a b*tch with glasses too, Weezy!

14. Shouldn't 50 collect and endorsement check for suing Taco Bell?
After losing those few million dollars to the recession, he can use the money.

15. Don't you wish more artists were like Kanye and pushed their album release dates up instead of back?
I wish more artists were like Kanye and put out good music.

16. And who do we have to holler at to cop a pair of Air Yeezy's?
I thought you didn't care for any rapper's clothing line... hypocrite!

17. Won't it be cool to see The Roots as the house band for Jimmy Fallon's late-night show?
Who the f*ck is Jammy Fallon?

18. Is Black History Month still relevant?
Why do we need the shortest month in the year when we have the highest office in the land now? BI-YOTCH!

19. Why doesn't Carmelo Anthony talk to Allen Iverson about those tired braids?
If he doesn't get it by now, he just ain't gettin it.

20. Shouldn't Jim Jones and Juelz Santana be pouring champagne on the girls in the "Pop Champagne" video instead on each other?
In the words of Dipset, "No homo."

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Am I Sprinting?

I'm worried that the actual objective of Cannon Ball Sprint is not being fulfilled. We all know that there are a lot of things that are not said in this world, whether it is between co-workers, friends, people in relationships, politicians and their constituents, etc. It is my belief that these unsaid things are f*cking up the world right now and why hate is a f*cking pandemic that's infecting every generation.

Cannon Ball Sprint was primarily established because I'm an a-hole and I want everyone to smell my sh*t. But, my delusions of grandeur have got me convinced that there is a deeper meaning to all this. That by putting all the crap of the world out there, we are forced to clean it up. By shining a light on haters and exposing the true nature of hate by indulging in it from time to time, we are able to combat and reverse it's devastating effects on the Black community and the WORLD.

Basically, my sh*t can cure such illnesses as HIV, cancer... and hate. Screw Chuck Norris.

But I'm worried that I'm being politically correct. I'm falling prey to... The Unsaid! So many a-hole things I could blog about, and I mentioning gutta Israelis/Palestinians and that people aren't paying to jerk off anymore. Shame on me! I have a responsibility to my followers, my friends, my ego and the friggin WORLD to let it be known.

I rededicate my effort to a full out sprint! I shall carry out a two-front war on running and the Unsaid. Dem nah ready.



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A F*cking Bailout? a la Negro Please... of January 8, 2008

Please note... Larry and Joe are not Black. But it's my blog so go kick rocks if you don't like it.

Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking Washington for $5 billion to bailout their industry, which is hurting from the soft economy... LOL.

Was that not funny? Don't know who Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are? Well, Flynt is the publisher of Hustler Magazine and Francis is the producer of the Girls Gone Wild series. That's right, the porn... um, adult entertainment industry is suffering from this recession. Get the previous joke now?

A world without... Girls Gone Wild? *gasp*

The $5 billion figure, Francis said, reflects the decline in U.S. adult-entertainment- industry revenue from $18 billion three years ago to $1 billion last year. In a phone interview, he insisted that this was not a joke or publicity stunt. Francis stated, "The government’s handing out money to the auto industry. Why shouldn’t it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?"

Touche.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in a news release. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex." Adult DVD sales and rentals have decreased by 22% in the past year, the news release claimed, as viewers seek free porn online.

Indeed.

Jenna Presley said she has also felt the effects of the sagging economy... LOL. her web site has seen a 20% decline in customers, about 1,000 of whom pay $19.99 a month to watch the 22-year-old perform online. I can get 22 YO's to perform for free... Anyway, she said the downturn has forced her to cut overhead. Instead of paying co-stars, she is posting their videos on her site and they're posting her content on theirs.

Other performers, Presley said, have faced pay cuts as video companies take the step of tightening their belts... LOL. "Instead of paying a girl $2,000 for a boy-girl , now they’re trying to pay $1,200." Presley said she has refused to work for less and so far has not lost business. "I stand up for myself," she said. "A lot of girls, the business is so slow, they're happy just to find work (at any price)."

You go girl.

"I regret that two porn-industry executives have used the current economic crisis to launch an obvious publicity stunt," said Rep. Brad Sherman, D-Sherman Oaks, a congressman in San Fernando Valley. "As Americans face tough economic times, we need a serious discussion of the issues."

Many, including Presley and Rep. Sherman, aren't buying the necessity. Steven Hirsch, co-Chairman of Vivid Entertainment the self-proclaimed world's leading adult film producer, believes that going to Washington is unrealistic. "This is not the time to make sweeping statements. This is the time to buckle down and take the steps we need to save our industry. This industry is not immune from (the bad economy). People are spending less money, period."

He suspects that Flynt and Francis are just... poking... fun at other industries. He stated that Vivid is not suffering as bad as smaller companies because its name brand gives it a "leg up."

Damn, people can't get it up. This recession has got to go!

For more info, read: Porn Industry Seeks $5 Billion Federal Bailout

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Israel & Hamas are Trully Gangster

I've always thought that Israel was one of the G nation-states in the world. After all, they managed to defeat Egypt, Syria and Jordan in 6 days. Those three states were also supported by arms and supplies from Iraq, Saudia Arabia, Sudan, Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria by the way. Sooo this one state manage to G most of the Middle East in less than a week... Word?

I'm not sleeping on the Palestinians either, they are the most G stateless-nation in the world. These people have been fighting for their own government, and fighting the Israeli government, for decades. With every new generation, an intifada begins with young Palestinian men and women hoping to achieve a dream their parents and grandparents had. You would think they would just move. Plus, their style (the kuffiyeh) is being copied by people and niggas everywhere.

In case you didn't know, Israel launched an attack against Hamas on December 27 last year, which is possible because you have been sleeping off the Christmas dinner itis. A six-month truce between Hamas and Israel ended on December 19. Hamas blamed Israel for breaching the truce and for not lifting the Gaza Strip blockade, and Israel blamed Hamas for rocket fire directed at southern Israeli towns and communities. Israel's stated objectives in this conflict are to end Palestinian rocket fire and prevent the rearming of Hamas. Hamas demands the cessation of Israeli attacks and an end to the Israeli blockade.

In any case, they have been getting in each other's *ss with no sign of pulling out. Israel is packing the bigger stick though (if you know what I mean. Casualty figures are hard to prove, but officials at Shifa Hospital in Gaza City and the Gazan Ministry of Health said 683 Palestinians had died since the conflict began, including 218 children and 90 women. They said 3,085 had been wounded. Ten Israelis have been killed during the offensive, including three civilians. Most of the seven dead Israeli soldiers were killed in so-called friendly fire.

Israeli soldiers chillin' for 3 hours before they get back in that *ss.

On Wednesday January 7 alone, Israeli shells killed some 40 people at a United Nations school in Gaza. Israel said Hamas militants had fired mortar shells from the school compound prior to Israel’s shelling. No one seemed to be injured however. Hm.

However, according to the New York Times, Israel and Hamas militants paused their fighting briefly on Wednesday, "Israel suspended its military operations in Gaza for three hours on Wednesday to allow humanitarian aid and fuel for power generation to reach Gazans, who used the afternoon break to shop."

Whoa... shop? For glocks and AK's, these mugs are dealing with mortar shells and rockets! I would be trying to get my butt out of the area. I'll swim the damn Meditteranean to head to Egypt. Or dig a hole deep enough to hide in for a few weeks. But nooo, these people are stocking up for the long haul.

Unfortunately the lobsided battle resumed soon afterward, "In the evening, the Israeli Army dropped leaflets warning the citizens of Rafah, next to the border with Egypt, to leave their homes." How polite of them. Israel has been bombing the tunnel networks through which arms and consumer goods are smuggled from Egypt into Gaza. Hamas on the other hand fired 22 rockets into Israel, but no one was wounded.

The Israeli government said it welcomed the efforts of France and Egypt to work out a durable cease-fire. It said it would end its assault if Hamas stopped firing rockets into Israel and ended the smuggling of weapons from Egypt. Hamas is insisting that any new arrangement include the reopening of border crossings for trade with Israel and the reopening of the Rafah crossing into Egypt for people. But Israeli and Hamas officials both denied an assertion by the French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, that a cease-fire had been agreed upon.

Let's hope a peaceful resolution is found, there's only so much a G can take... stateless or state(ful).

For more info, visit: Israel Resumes Attack After Pause for Aid Delivery

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